Yelling from downstairs. . .
S: "Come see this!"
S: "Just come see!"
Off I go, down the stairs. . .
S: "Come see what marketing ploy PayPal has come up with!"
S: "Does this look like PayPal to you?"
Shows me picture of boy and girl kissing. Boy bought jewelry via PayPal, money is secure, etc. etc.
S: "Does this look like the greedy moochers at PayPal?!"
S: "Does this look like an ad of the Thugs of Commerce that PayPal is?!"
And I head back upstairs.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. PayPal - Thugs of Commerce. Nice ring to it, don't you think?