To The Person Who Empties The Fridge At 5pm (even though most of us don't leave work until at least 530pm):
Thank you for putting my nice, fairly new cooler on the kitchen trash can, balancing on the edges with all the rotting garbage below. I have never forgotten to take my lunch bag home so I take offense to you putting it ON THE OPEN TRASH CAN. Like the table next to fridge wasn't good enough? UGH!